Julian 39 Mazurka m.D. (Mendax Doctor – not to be confused with Medicinae Doctor, “M.D.”), undergraduate student at an unspecified university. I go by either J39M or The Orange Surgeon. I’m an average nerd with a healthy interest in music (the “classical” school and the modern school of program music) and a pronounced, completely heterosexual love for the pianist Rafał Blechacz. I’ve been told that my word choice is truly bizarre. I know that my fanaticism would make a Bahá’í cleric weep.